Bailey's Personal Biography Page

Age: 14 years old

Birth Date: November 9, 1987

Schools: Hard knocks

            Several stays at the pound

            Close calls with the authorities

Work: Used to be an expert hole digger, plant uprooter, chewer of valuable things, and mud roller. Now too old and slow to do much more than bark at cats and sleep. Loves chewing on a good chew and going for rides in the car. Despises cats. Has the worst gas of anyone in the family.